This house was built for laser tag.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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