dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I supernannyed him into submission
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