I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i think my cat just said my name.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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