Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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