Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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