I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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