haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
should my penis look like a turkey
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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