I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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