we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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