I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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