Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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