I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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