i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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