Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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