i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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