are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
