She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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