I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I feel great
I just peed on a car
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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