I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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