I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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