Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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