Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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