So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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