Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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