she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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