I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need to sanitize my soul.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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