Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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