I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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