What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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