Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Non-Jews are for practice
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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