people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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