I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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