i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need to calm my uterus...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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