Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We are two peas in an std pod
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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