Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm too high and old for this...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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