Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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