So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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