Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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