whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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