I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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