so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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