Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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