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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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