I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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