I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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