Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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