Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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