so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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