OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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