these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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