Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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