How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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