Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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