I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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