Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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